if you......you might be a pressure washer

[HotShot 34]

Thought this thread might be fun....I simply can't walk into a restaurant without looking at their sidewalks and of course I gotta go to the bathroom by way of the kitchen to see thier hoods.

if you can't walk into a restaurant without calculating exactly how long, what chemicals and how much it would be to clean their entry way....you might be a pressure washer.

[Russ Spence 76]

i think i fit every one of these

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If you like to heckle the employee's at the local HD or lowes about the pw'ers they have for sale...

If you make some of your business connections in the stores stocking products you would not use...

If you like to answer questions with the worst possible answer to get a reaction out of the customer.....

If your favorite pick up line is "how would you like to come over and check out my rig?" ....

If the police officer stops you for speeding and gives you the smart aleck question of 'where's the fire?' and you reply "I don't know but if you give me directions maybe I have enough water in my tank to help put it out"...

If you equate the directions of the world working as "Righty tighty, Lefty loosey"...

If your trailer and rig have more insurance benefits than you do...

If your wife asks why you are bringing teflon tape to bed...

If your wife has threatened to divorce you if buy one more piece of equipment....

If you are paranoid about telling anyone your secret methods...

If a potential customer asks you "Is this your best price?" and you answer with "no, not really, I can add on a few hundred and take the next week off"....

Rod!~

[HotShot 34]

if you feel like your commiting adultery when you take your truck to the car wash and use another pressure washer wand......

[tabbeus 14]

Mr. Eckhoff....errr I mean Thad. Thought it was interesting your name is "Thad". Mine is too. Not too many of us around these parts. Regards,

Thad

[DustinC 64]

If a homeowner has ever asked you the imfamous nonspecific question."What do you charge?"you might be.

[HotShot 34]

If you name your son Noah, because it's close to NaOH..you just might be.......

[fullthrottlepower 14]

If you think about replacing your Tide (in the laundry) with chems on your truck .......... you might be a pw'er

[HotShot 34]

hahah...good one Ron. My favorite saying when one of the kids spill something is "I got something for that" :D

[Barry M 73]

If you name your son Noah, because it's close to NaOH..you just might be.......

Good one Ant! You were funny even a couple of years ago :)

[tonyshelton 112]

ok, funny, got me on all three.

[cleanhoods 43]

If you take roads that you dont know where it goes just to see if there is work on it then you might be.....

Marko p.s. my wife like them kind of adventures.One day we did that and we ended up going through va. tenn. sc.then back to nc lol.Cool views doing that.lol

[Celeste 341]

If you need new seals for your wine stoppers and you snag them from the company tool box, you might be :)

[Joe Ortiz 14]

If you actually read every post on this thread and say I've done that too you might be a.......

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If you use the PW'er as a leaf blower ... you might be.

Beth

[RRSNY 14]

If you book a hotel room and you have a view of the roof top fans and smog hogs and you think its an upgrade

[Celeste 341]

If the heater in your hot tub goes out and you can add 200 gallons of new hot water as needed, you might be..... :)

[C&S Property Services 24]

If the heater in your hot tub goes out and you can add 200 gallons of new hot water as needed, you might be..... :)

LOL I did this (not hot water though) last year for the kids pool...dang.

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

When you can tell the fake phone calls (newbies and competitors shopping prices) from the real customers each spring.....

Beth