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  1. Selling our Sulphur Crested Cockatoo parrot.

    He talks.

    He loves to shower with owner.

    He snuggles.

    He comes with two cages, a play perce and more.

    Asking $1,500 OBO and no we will not ship him but depending on timing might be able to meet part way.

    Feel free to pass this on to others that you know who might want a loving parrot.


  2. Any of you into "art" or know of someone that is we are selling one of our art pieces.

    Artist: Eyvind Earle.

    Title of art: Silent Thunder.

    Asking $8000 and we have the papers to go with it, not a copy but orginal.

    Yes you read that correctly.

    Also have Disney art that is certified with papers we will sell. Can take pictures if interested, prices probably would be around $300 but need to chcek that out first, could be high or low.

    Feel free to tell others that are interested our name and phone number. Serious buyers only and we will consider a reasonable offer.


  3. What do you plan to run with it would be the first question?

    I have a 4000 watt and 10,000 watt generator, started with the small one but once I added a reclaim system it did not have the power needed to run 3000 watts of lights, vacuum, two sump pumps and Shur-Flo, oh and when required orange strobe light.

    The 4000 watt now sits in garage but I used to carry it as a spare.


  4. The Ultimate Female Joke

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him..

    The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.0! 0......on one condition." (There are always conditions).

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

    (Controlling huh?)

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...

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    "Clean My House"


  5. A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?".

    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE !


  6. Lou think about buying a slightly used rig till your up and running and in need of a larger one or more equimpment.

    The savings will give you more money for other things.

    Again depending on the condition of the used rig and hours on it, also have a dealer check it out, worth the few dollars they charge, like buying a used car, you would not just buy it till your mechanic checks it over and says it is ok or it needs things done.

    If you were stepping on Beths toe's she will let you know, trust me.


  7. Excuse me name stealer, ER sorry Mr. Chapman I happen to enjoy a little Shake, Rattle and rolling!

    But then I am a product of the Rock n Roll era.

    And to top it off I love a walk on the wild side, would love to be up front and close to that sort of weather and no I do not have a death wish but we just don't get stuff like there here.

    We did have some thunderstorms yesterday and power kept flickering off so we shut down our computers.

    I am glad your all safe and warm with little or no damage.

    Hope the rest of you Florida pressure washers check in and let us know how you faired?

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