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topcoat

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  1. Now that Billy Mays Hayes has passed on, there needs to be a new pitchman to take his place.

    HI !

    RONNIE ********** HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER ENDORSED!

    Ron ********** should only be packaged in the mass media in his vintage form which would be:

    "Hey Guys. Ron ********** here to share with you the most important product Ron ********** has ever endorsed."

    I just cant get that one out of my head from last year:

    "You guys are looking for some kind of cookie cutter sales close script, Ron ********** just doesnt have any cookie cutter closes."

    More on this later.


  2. Well you know something - they made a reality show out of Orange County Bike Shop - I bet Ron's place is probably pretty hilarious. How about the ***** unite with *** to make an internet TV show of Ron's shop - we could follow him around yelling at people all day long.

    My only concern here, and believe me the positives far outweigh the negatives on this one, is that a network might beat us down on price for this show with the argument that Ron has been overexposed, commercialized. He is a brand at this point. Execs might be concerned that Rons youtube channel, the talkbox series, and now the iphone live deal already have him too accessible in visual media.

    To quote the Tragically Hip: "Why are you so partial that Playboy con when you can see me naked anytime you want?"

    Holy crap. There are getting to be a lot of layers to this onion.


  3. hmm, I though that I was the first one to leave the Island if it was a ***** thing...

    How is it possible to be little Mr Dudley DoRight over at *** in disallowing any mention of the evil empire, but then come over here and conjure a way to turn a fun spirited thread into a ***** dig? If you are going to present as the pinnacle of upstanding morality, do it on all the boards!

    (Edit: that was harsh...I was having a computer rage moment that went like this: mouse stops working on pc during important quickbooks batch of billing that needs to be emailed...pull out pc, unplug and replug in mouse. Mouse works, now keyboard doesnt. Pull out pc, fix connection on keyboard. Now qb message says it has been disconnected from the server, then windows updates pop up requiring 3 step configuration and shutdown...What should have taken 20 minutes took about 90. I'll leave the post to show that I can be a overly blunt *****, but also mature enough to acknowledge it)

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