Allright ya'll, ole Ronnie boy was just talkin in ways us "Southern, downhome, backwoods, redneck simple folk" can understand. He's done moved off from his country roots and gone ta livin in the high fallutin big city way up north thar. When Joel got ta givin them directions to the end of the earth ole Ronnie he got to thankin bout how much he's missin it and all and he got ta reminiscin bout the good life he left behind.
Ronnie boy, make yerself take one day off work and enjoy life agin. Put yer tennies on and head down to the country store and get yerself a hero sandwich with mustard. Later on, stop by the DQ and feast on one of them big banana splits with jimmies on it. Be sure to check yer gas tank 'fore ya head home cause ya might need ta go by the fillin station at walmart. While your there go on in and pick up one of Hank Williams Jr.'s "Greatest Hits" and just be glad that rap stuff don't get no more room than it does! And by the way, I gotta tell ya Ronnie boy, ya shoulda knowed better than to go off way up yonder and get all tangled up with them rats!
PS. I got the biggest kick out of reading Ron P's "funny" post. I couldn't help but ROFL because I understood completely everything he was saying! I guess that may tell you a little more about me than I really want you to know. Anyway, I don't post much to the board, but I sure appreciate everyone who does. Maybe someday I'll be in a position to give a little back for what I've gained. Until then, forgive my reply but I just couldn't resist! BTW, I know where Eads is and compared to my home in Bradford, Morgan lives in the city!