Jarrod

Scott, give me a call when you can. My new ph# is - 1 800 I'm a stupid, rotten, horn tootin' 3,000,000 lb. rock suckin', ignorant, 12 sandwich eatin' hack that washes trucks with a windex bottle and a tooth brush. Press 1 for the secret, and make sure that you're standing on your head for 1 hour b4 you call. Operators are standing by.

Barry, you're right. LOL! Don, you're right too! I'm a HACK people! Nobody believe a word I type! I suck so bad, I can suck a 3,000,000 lb. rock through a straw! I toot my horn so much, I'm changing my name to "Band Geek!" LOL You guys crack me up! I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm about to pee myself! Beth, come on dudette, those were very kind, loving remarks about my competition. LOL BTW, folks, if you don't believe me, call Paul Kassander. He's the rotton hack that taught me the trick. He sucks more than an Allison Super Suds Sucker! LOL

Do not wet it down first. Do it in sections. WEAR PPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!! Now pass the offering plate around!

Actually, those things are worthless. That's why everyone that buys one is letting it collect dust in their garage. Please don't think that I'm being harsh, I'm just trying to save you a lot of headaches, some money & some damage.

Surface cleaners are really easy to use, but like Phillip said, that unit won't run one.

Take it back to the store and hire a good contractor. That's the best advice I can give you.

Is this just for you doing work around the house instead of hiring a contractor?

Ken, you old fart! It's almost time for bifocales and viagra!

when is the show on? what channel?

Actually, you need sodium chloride. Nasty stuff. Charge at least 3.00 per sq. ft. or run away.

$2,000.00 and do it all or nothing. Chems will get on the bottom part, so you might as well do the whole thing. This cust. sounds cheap.

a lot of you guys have helpers or send 2 men to do jobs that 1 man can easily do. why do you do this? respond honestly and this will be a great thread for everyone to learn from.

Come on up anytime Tony.

All right, let's clear the air. I deleted my tirade at my discretion. Beth asked me to change a few things in it, but I figured it would be better to delete the whole thing. I want to thank Beth for being so diplomatic when she called me. We had a nice talk. The fact is, I lost my temper. Sometimes it's hard to read a post for what it really is. You can take any post on this bbs one way or another. I have never blew my stack here before, and I hope that I never do it again. Next time I think that someone is messing with me, I'll call them or just simply post the question "Dude, are you messing with me?" Please don't say "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am!" I like to keep bad Jarrod locked up, but I do have to let him out every once in a while. For those of you that were offended by my tirade, I apoligise. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, - My hat's off to ya man. You have an iron chin. Out of respect for you I deleted my tirade. I don't want people to see you being birated in public like that. John, Ken, Don, Jeff - Thanks for putting in a good word for me and putting some water on the fire. Believe it or not, a lot of people said that they were waiting for the explosion, so I guess I'm not the only one who read the posts the way I did. The thing is, when someone brings a great idea to the table that they know will work for everyone there, they should be given a little respect & apprecation. It's okay to be skeptical and ask questions. It's not okay to shoot it down and say it can't be done. Doing this puts the presenter on the defensive and the idea gets lost in the shuffle. I guess that that was the part that bothered me the most in this thread. For the record, I don't bring ideas here that don't work. They are fine tuned and proven b4 I even discuss them. A lot of the things I do are "one size fits all" type things. I won't waste your time on crappy ideas. I'm always happy to talk to anyone here on the phone about anything. In fact, I'd rather do it that way. So please call me for any reason. As Ken Fenner always says - "Hugs & skirts"

Jeff, you're my favorite lib. I never was mad at you. I know that you were just clowning around. I'll post more soon. I need some sleep.

Tony, this whole thread started out as a way to help people, thats it. This had nothing to do with my ego. I never said or implied that if you don't do it my way you will fail. It's so hard to come across as myself on a computor screen. Please don't start something new out of all this with me. I think that I'm ready to start keeping my ideas to myself.

Ken, you never offended me. None of my tirade was directed at you. I know you, and we have debated all of these things in person and on the phone on several occations. The difference was, there was respect and you were open to different ideas. I don't like people telling me it just can't be done when they have never even tried it, and I'm proof that it can be done. I like a respectful debate, always have. I just don't like hecklers.

And Another Thing, I'm Also Very Disapointed That The Site Admins Didn't Put Idiots Like Charlie In The Corner For Being So Disrespectful To Me. Btw, My Rant Was Geared Towards Closed Minded, Disrespectful People With Oversized Egos.

I've Reviewed A Lot Of The Posts In This Thread, And I Gotta Tell Ya, It Really Pisses Me Off. The Height Of Rudeness, Ego & Ignorance Is Huge! I Mean, Here I Am, Trying To Help People Do Things More Efficiently, Make More Money & All I Get Is Flack. NOT 1 Of You Even Bothered To Ask Me About My Method. Instead You Bashed My Idea And Said It Can't Be Done B4 You Knew Anything About It. Here's Why - 1 - Maybe Your Ego Won't Let You Ask Me What The Method Is. 2 - Maybe Since You Didn't Figure Out A Way To Do This On Your Own, It Just Can't Be Done (ego) 3 - It's Just Easier To Shoot An Idea Down Than To Try It (lazy) 4 - You Just Don't Get It (narrowminded) 5 - You're Not Experienced Enough To Understand It 6 - SINCE YOU DIDN'T THINK OF IT, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA (EGO) 7 - YOUR STUCK IN YOUR ARCHAIC WAYS PICK ONE, OR PICK'EM ALL I DON'T CARE! YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM. I DIDN'T START THIS THREAD TO BLOW MY HORN OR BRAG. IF I WAS THAT TYPE OF PERSON, I WOULD HAVE CHARGED $500.00 PERSON TO SPEAK AT THE STL ROUND TABLE. I ACTUALLY PAID TO ATTEND, PAID FOR ALL OF MY TRAVEL EXPENSES, SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS WRITING MY NOTES AND DID IT ALL NOT FOR FREE, BUT AT MY EXPENSE. IT'S ONE THING TO RESPECTFULLY CHALLENGE AN IDEA, BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SPIT ON IT AND THE PERSON SHARING IT! HEY CHARLIE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN BUSINESS? LET ME GUESS, A YEAR OR LESS RIGHT? YOU ARE A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE PIECE OF DIRT! YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOU ARE MOUTHING OFF TO! I DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR MOUTHY LITTLE TWITS LIKE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU 19 YEARS OLD? YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING . YOU'LL PROBABLY BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN A YEAR WITH THAT ATTITUDE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME OR MY COMPANY? IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED TO LEARN FROM ME. I WILL NEVER HELP YOU NOW! YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY HELP FROM ME. THERE'S AN OLD SAYING, "DON'T CAST YOUR PEARLS BEFORE SWINE" I THINK THAT APPLIES HERE CHARLIE. GO BACK AND READ YOUR POSTS. LIKE THE ONE WHERE YOU SWITCHED MY WORDS AROUND. YOU person! WHAT ABOUT THE ONE WHERE YOU ASKED ME IF I HAD EVER TRIED USING 2 MAN CREWS? HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED ANYTHING YET? HOW MANY HOURS ARE ON THAT TOY PW'ER THAT DADDY BOUGHT YOU AT K-MART? HOW MANY DECKS HAVE YOU DONE? HOW MANY HOUSES HAVE YOU WASHED? HAW MANY EMPLOYEES DO YOU HAVE? DO YOU HAVE AN OFFICE, OR DOES YOUR MOMMY ANSWER THE PHONE FOR YOU WHEN PEOPLE CALL? DOES MOMMY PACK YOUR LUNCHY FOR YOU EVERY DAY? YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM? I'LL TELL YOU! I HAVE 6 EMPLOYEES, 1 SECRETARY, A LARGE OFFICE AND 4 TRUCKS. THIS WILL BE MY 6TH YEAR IN BUSINESS. MY COMPANY IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE LARGER ONES ON THESE BOARDS. AS OF TODAY, MY COMPANY HAS GROSSED JUST OVER $22,000.00 FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH ALONE. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED MY DECK SEASON YET. THIS YEAR, I WILL DO AT LEAST 200 DECKS, 75 HOUSE WASHES, & 50-60 BRICK PAVERS JOBS. AND THAT'S JUST MY RESIDENTIAL WORK. OBVIOUSLY, I'VE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN RESPECTFUL CHARLIE! I COULD'VE KNOCKED 5 YEARS OFF OF YOU LEARNING CURVE. I EVEN TOLD YOU TO CALL ME SO I COULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T. YOU'D RATHER PILE ON WITH SOME OF THESE OTHER GUYS. WHAT A SHAME. BTW, I TAKE BACK MY OFFER TO TALK TO YOU, SO DON'T CALL.

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Thanks Rod. I look foward to talking to you. I will be done washing trucks at 1 00 for sure. (I hope)