RyanH 14 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. ------------------------------------------------------------- Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. ------------------------------------------------------------- Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised, and infrastructure destroyed. Let's say you're a photographer out getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. If you were to stumble across Bill Clinton struggling keep from being swept away in a raging river and you had a choice of rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph of the death of a President: What shutter speed would you use? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Anagram Hall of Fame Attributions for anagrams (if known) are shown at the end of each anagram. Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave? Dormitory = Dirty Room Schoolmaster = The classroom Elvis = Lives Listen = Silent Clint Eastwood = Old West Action A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello" Western Union = No Wire Unsent The Country Side = No City Dust Here Evangelist = Evil's Agent Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em Conversation = Voices Rant On Disraeli = I lead, Sir. Clothespins = So Let's Pinch The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel (Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters") MacDonalds = Clam and Sod Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell Butterfly = Flutter-by Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy! Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter Animosity = Is No Amity Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Funeral = Real Fun A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar The Hilton = Hint: Hotel A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)" The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active Software = Swear Oft Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip! Alec Guinness = Genuine Class (**** Cavett) The Detectives = Detect Thieves The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man Semolina = Is No Meal The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim A Gentleman = Elegant Man Presbyterian = Best In Prayer The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm (the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.") Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden (MIT) Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist Mel Gibson = Bong Smile Admirer = Married Indomitableness = Endless ambition New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes (Andrew Glines) David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV Howard Stern = Retard Shown Contradiction = Accord not in it (E. Tyron) Debit card = Bad Credit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I sure hope that photographer has film in his camera! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown
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