Jon 533 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she's good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At t! his point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the
bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the
biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking
woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your
grandma and she's good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At t! his point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by
the shoulders and says,
Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"
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