The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child
A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he
was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child
as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly
from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men
that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I
had unprotected *** with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the *** was so good tha I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone
number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had *** with a man. I am awaiting a letter
from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am
torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
****** look the same to me
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur.The only thing that
I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched
more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive,
mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be
WHO'S YO DADDY?
The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child
A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he
was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child
as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly
from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men
that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I
had unprotected *** with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the *** was so good tha I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone
number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had *** with a man. I am awaiting a letter
from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am
torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
****** look the same to me
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur.The only thing that
I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched
more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive,
mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be
sure which one made you fart
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