The Rob 14 Report post Posted February 19, 2005 > Only in America........ >> >> ........do drugstores make the >> sick >> walk all the way to the back of >> the store to get their prescriptions, >> >> while healthy people can buy >> cigarettes at the front. >> >> Only in America......do people >> order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet >> coke? >> >> Only in America......do banks >> leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the >> counters. >> >> Only in America......do we leave >> cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and >> put our useless junk in the garage. >> >> Only in America......do we buy hot >> dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of >> eight. >> >> Only in America......do we use the >> word 'politics' to describe the process so well: >> 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning >> 'bloodsucking creatures'. >> >> Only in America......do they have >> >> drive-up ATM machines with Braille >> lettering. >> >> EVER WONDER .... >> Why the sun lightens our hair, but >> darkens our skin? >> >> Why women can't put on mascara >> >> with their mouth closed? >> >> Why don't you ever see the >> headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?" >> >> Why is "abbreviated" such a >> >> long word? >> >> Why is it that doctors call what >> >> they do "practice"? >> >> >> >> Why is lemon juice made with >> >> artificial flavor, and dishwashing >> >> >> liquid made with real lemons? >> >> Why is the man who invests all >> >> your money called a broker ? >> >> Why is the time of day with the >> slowest traffic called rush hour? >> >> Why isn't there mouse-flavored >> >> cat food? >> >> Why didn't Noah swat those >> >> two mosquitoes? >> >> >> Why do they sterilize the needle >> >> for lethal injections? >> >> You know that indestructible black >> >> >> box that is used on airplanes? >> >> Why don't they make the whole >> >> plane out of that stuff?! ! >> >> >> Why don't sheep shrink when >> >> it rains? >> >> >> Why are they called apartments >> >> when they are all stuck together? >> >> If con is the opposite of pro, is >> Congress the opposite of progress? >> >> >> If flying is so safe, why do they >> call >> >> the airport the terminal? >> >> >> >> ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jerry B. 14 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Only in America do we boil water for tea, then add ice to cool it down. We add sugar (in the south) to make it sweet, and lemon to make it tart. Go figure, only in America Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
> Only in America........
>>
>> ........do drugstores make the
>> sick
>> walk all the way to the back of
>> the store to get their prescriptions,
>>
>> while healthy people can buy
>> cigarettes at the front.
>>
>> Only in America......do people
>> order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
>> coke?
>>
>> Only in America......do banks
>> leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
>> counters.
>>
>> Only in America......do we leave
>> cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
>> put our useless junk in the garage.
>>
>> Only in America......do we buy hot
>> dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
>> eight.
>>
>> Only in America......do we use the
>> word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
>> 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
>> 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>>
>> Only in America......do they have
>>
>> drive-up ATM machines with Braille
>> lettering.
>>
>> EVER WONDER ....
>> Why the sun lightens our hair, but
>> darkens our skin?
>>
>> Why women can't put on mascara
>>
>> with their mouth closed?
>>
>> Why don't you ever see the
>> headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
>>
>> Why is "abbreviated" such a
>>
>> long word?
>>
>> Why is it that doctors call what
>>
>> they do "practice"?
>>
>>
>>
>> Why is lemon juice made with
>>
>> artificial flavor, and dishwashing
>>
>>
>> liquid made with real lemons?
>>
>> Why is the man who invests all
>>
>> your money called a broker ?
>>
>> Why is the time of day with the
>> slowest traffic called rush hour?
>>
>> Why isn't there mouse-flavored
>>
>> cat food?
>>
>> Why didn't Noah swat those
>>
>> two mosquitoes?
>>
>>
>> Why do they sterilize the needle
>>
>> for lethal injections?
>>
>> You know that indestructible black
>>
>>
>> box that is used on airplanes?
>>
>> Why don't they make the whole
>>
>> plane out of that stuff?! !
>>
>>
>> Why don't sheep shrink when
>>
>> it rains?
>>
>>
>> Why are they called apartments
>>
>> when they are all stuck together?
>>
>> If con is the opposite of pro, is
>> Congress the opposite of progress?
>>
>>
>> If flying is so safe, why do they
>> call
>>
>> the airport the terminal?
>>
>>
>>
>> !
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