One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra > money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra >in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able >to pick out three hymns.
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>After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed >that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that >he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to >personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
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>A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised >her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her >way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much >and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
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>Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the >three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra > money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra >in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able >to pick out three hymns.
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>After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed >that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that >he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to >personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
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>A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised >her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her >way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much >and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
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>Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the >three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him
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>and him
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>and him."
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