Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and aunts, cross-eyed turtles and bow legged pants. I stand before you to sit down behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about. One day two dead boys were up to bat, back to back but facing each other. They pulled out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to see the two dead boys. If you don't believe my story is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and aunts, cross-eyed turtles and bow legged pants. I stand before you to sit down behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about. One day two dead boys were up to bat, back to back but facing each other. They pulled out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to see the two dead boys. If you don't believe my story is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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