squirtgun 122 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.). These Georgia boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi terrorists: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, Jeff Foxworthy, or Jesus. 5. They disrespect their women 6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The war should be over in a week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Brian Keating 14 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 Good one! That brought a smile to my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 They're recruiting in Hampton, GA this weekend. NASCAR. It's such a funny sight to see. For 50 weeks out of the year, when I drive by the track I see the large condo and grandstands, and lotsa land around it. For the other 2 weeks, the land is covered in RVs and tents. When I was a kid I used to sit and watch the traffic before and after the race. We lived on the main highway in front of the track, approximately 3 miles away from the entrance, so we caught 99% of the cars coming in. Sometimes we'd (friend and I) make signs like "Honk if you like ?????". Maybe now I could get out there with a sign that says "Show us your ---- if you like ????" :lildevil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 That's too funny :D Ryan Did you go to the races often living that close? I would have had a billboard in big letters before every race ..> Show us your---- if you like #8-Litttle E. ....betcha get an eyefull... :lildevil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 I went to one race the year we moved here and none since. They never really appealed to me...too many people. My wife likes NASCAR about as much as I enjoy breathing, so she makes up for my lack of interest, although it is a little more appealing now that i've seen a few races on the telly. She has more memorabilia than a small souvenir shop and was a die hard fan when Dale Sr. was making the rounds. When he went, she pretty much dropped the high interest and watches it here and there. Personally, I'd prefer to drive than watch it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Brian Keating 14 Report post Posted October 30, 2004 I feel the same way about basketball as your wife does about NASCAR. I haven't watch a full game on TV since Jordan retired. I've been to a couple games but really lost interest. It's just not the same! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Mathew Johnson 123 Report post Posted October 30, 2004 Scott that is hilarous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting
group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.).
These Georgia boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Bo will be dropped
behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi
terrorists:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, Jeff Foxworthy, or Jesus.
5. They disrespect their women
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
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