One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted November 2, 2004 Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese *** therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf *** or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided
to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese *** therapist,
Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf *** or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your butt."
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