A newborn baby is just born and looks up at the doctor to whom the baby inquires "are you my daddy?"
The doctor replies, "why, no! I am the doctor who helped deliver you." and hands the baby off to the nurse.
The baby asks the nurse "are you my daddy?" The nurse says, "no, I am the nurse who will clean you up" and after which she hands the baby off to the mother who is very happy to finally see her newborn child.
The baby then asks "are you my daddy?" the mother replies "no, I am your mother, I just gave birth to you"
Soon the father comes into the room and he is beaming with pride as he looks upon his newborn baby. He leans over to see the baby closer and smiles. The baby notices him and asks "are you my daddy?"
The father replies proudly "Yes, I am your daddy!"
The baby puts up a finger to beckon him closer. The father moves closer.
The baby still is beckoning him to come closer.
The father puts his face up close to his newborn child.
The baby takes that same finger and pokes the father rapidly and forcefully in the forehead and says with vengeance "How does that feel dad!"
In the delivery room...
A newborn baby is just born and looks up at the doctor to whom the baby inquires "are you my daddy?"
The doctor replies, "why, no! I am the doctor who helped deliver you." and hands the baby off to the nurse.
The baby asks the nurse "are you my daddy?" The nurse says, "no, I am the nurse who will clean you up" and after which she hands the baby off to the mother who is very happy to finally see her newborn child.
The baby then asks "are you my daddy?" the mother replies "no, I am your mother, I just gave birth to you"
Soon the father comes into the room and he is beaming with pride as he looks upon his newborn baby. He leans over to see the baby closer and smiles. The baby notices him and asks "are you my daddy?"
The father replies proudly "Yes, I am your daddy!"
The baby puts up a finger to beckon him closer. The father moves closer.
The baby still is beckoning him to come closer.
The father puts his face up close to his newborn child.
The baby takes that same finger and pokes the father rapidly and forcefully in the forehead and says with vengeance "How does that feel dad!"
Rod~
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