The Old Man

[The Rob 14]

The old man

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople

were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly,Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his

presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"

"Yep, sure do."

“Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't."

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"

"Don't doubt it for a minute."

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity??"

"Yep", was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you

afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied......"Been married to your sister for 68 years."

[R L S 14]

Thats pretty dang funny!!

[Mike Sweerin 14]

Thats a good one!!!

[RyanH 14]

Here's one that had me laughing so hard I had to leave the library:

What is the height of noisy?

Two skeletons humping on a tin roof.

The language of the original was a little more colorful than this, but you get the point.