PressurePros 249 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 Women's Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. Man's Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Women's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my
mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my
behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge ***** who owns a liquor
store and a boat. Amen
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