The Rob 14 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Here is something everyone needs to have filled out! Robert Living Will I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade Biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer or some chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who AREN'T in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case .. I don't care how many Fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for a future presidency, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else’s life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. _______________________________________ ____________________________________ Signature Witness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Don't forget that notary seal!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Don't drink beer nor do I like choclit! Need to add a line, California Sun Tea. (not the sweetened kind you Southern folks like). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Howard 50 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Robert Thats very good I'm gonna take that fill it out and give it to the wife for safe keeping. Gonna change beer and chocolate to beer and a cigar, hope thats ok. Might even add something like "tree huggin Liberals tryin to save me from myself" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 The Rob 14 Report post Posted April 6, 2005 Howard, Change it to fit your needs, but as Ryan said, "Don't forget that notary seal!!" Robert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Here is something everyone needs to have filled out!
Robert
Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands
of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade
Biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit
up and ask for a cold beer or some chocolate, it should
be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It
is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn
business, and pay attention instead to the health, education
and future of the millions of Americans who AREN'T in a
permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this
case ..
I don't care how many Fundamentalist votes they're trying to
scrounge for their run for a future presidency, it is my wish
that they play politics with someone else’s life and leave me
alone to die in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know
these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach
and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case
into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the
grave and make his or her existence a living hell.
_______________________________________
____________________________________
Signature Witness
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