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Jon

Fun with words

Question

Three little monkeys sat on a fence. Their names were Doe, Rey, and Me. Doe and Rey fell off. Who was left?

(Ok stop laughing and say it already!)

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I can make you into an old-fashioned Indian.

How?

Raise your right hand, keep your head hight, then say :)

HOW!

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Do you know something"

No, What?

Awful dumb, aren't you!

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I bet I can jump higher then a house.

I bet you can't.

Yes I can. Did you ever see a house jump?

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Ok enough reading from a book I am selling called "Tomfoolery".

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