Don Phelps 85 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 HELP WANTED Entry level position. Starts $8 per hour. Primarily we clean roofs and gutters, pressure wash and trim trees. Looking for someone who is not allergic to sweat. Must be able to work without a coffee cup in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Must understand that it's OK for the boss to make a profit. Must understand that company vehicles are not to be used for crash tests and are not receptacles for your personal trash. Must own and know how to operate an alarm clock. Must not request more days off than the boss. Must not ask the boss for a raise if you've turned down overtime. Must understand that opening day of fishing and hunting season are not considered automatic days off. If you think it's OK to be late to work, I'm sure you won't mind if your check is late also. Having your wife or girlfriend call about this job does not demonstrate that you have good delegating skills. If you've had more jobs than you can remember in the past year, do not call to brag about how many trades you know. If you take company tools and supplies home and never return them, do not apply. If you like to work a couple months and collect unemployment the rest of the year, do not apply. If you only believe in taking a shower, dressing decent and brushing your teeth on the day you apply for this job, do not apply. If most of your work experience is making license plates we are not authorized to make or sell them. If you always seem so much smarter than the people you work for, start your own business. This is a copy of a 'Help Wanted' ad from the Money Saver in Eugene, Oregon on December 11, 2005 Credit- Ed Kuvlesky Best Choice Window Cleaning Vero Beach, FL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 if this sounds like the majority of the applicants you interviewed....they just might be a redneck! :) Thanks for the laugh. Rod!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Larry B 55 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Must understand that opening day of fishing and hunting season are not considered automatic days off.You had me hooked until that part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 steve r 14 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 HELP WANTEDEntry level position. Starts $8 per hour. Primarily we clean roofs and gutters, pressure wash and trim trees. Looking for someone who is not allergic to sweat. Must be able to work without a coffee cup in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Must understand that it's OK for the boss to make a profit. Must understand that company vehicles are not to be used for crash tests and are not receptacles for your personal trash. Must own and know how to operate an alarm clock. Must not request more days off than the boss. Must not ask the boss for a raise if you've turned down overtime. Must understand that opening day of fishing and hunting season are not considered automatic days off. If you think it's OK to be late to work, I'm sure you won't mind if your check is late also. Having your wife or girlfriend call about this job does not demonstrate that you have good delegating skills. If you've had more jobs than you can remember in the past year, do not call to brag about how many trades you know. If you take company tools and supplies home and never return them, do not apply. If you like to work a couple months and collect unemployment the rest of the year, do not apply. If you only believe in taking a shower, dressing decent and brushing your teeth on the day you apply for this job, do not apply. If most of your work experience is making license plates we are not authorized to make or sell them. If you always seem so much smarter than the people you work for, start your own business. This is a copy of a 'Help Wanted' add from the Money Saver in Eugene, Oregon on December 11, 2005 Credit- Ed Kuvlesky Best Choice Window Cleaning Vero Beach, FL if you hire me can i take 3 days off a week cause i like to hunt and fish .i get $500 a week and paid vacation and can i use the truck to go 4 wheeling .lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 jgoral76 14 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Just Pay Me More So That I Dont Need Overtime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Doug T 19 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Must have met some of my EX-employees. Doug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PLD 14 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 if this sounds like the majority of the applicants you interviewed....they just might be a redneck! :)Thanks for the laugh. Rod!~ Who's laughing? If you found this funny, consider yourself fortunate. The rest of us saved the file to run as our next help wanted ad. :( I've even come back from a quote to find my rig in the driveway at noon. The employee called me 6 *weeks* later to get their final check. Philip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HELP WANTED
Entry level position.
Starts $8 per hour.
Primarily we clean roofs and gutters, pressure wash and trim trees.
Looking for someone who is not allergic to sweat.
Must be able to work without a coffee cup in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Must understand that it's OK for the boss to make a profit.
Must understand that company vehicles are not to be used for crash tests and are not receptacles for your personal trash.
Must own and know how to operate an alarm clock.
Must not request more days off than the boss.
Must not ask the boss for a raise if you've turned down overtime.
Must understand that opening day of fishing and hunting season are not considered automatic days off.
If you think it's OK to be late to work, I'm sure you won't mind if your check is late also.
Having your wife or girlfriend call about this job does not demonstrate that you have good delegating skills.
If you've had more jobs than you can remember in the past year, do not call to brag about how many trades you know.
If you take company tools and supplies home and never return them, do not apply.
If you like to work a couple months and collect unemployment the rest of the year, do not apply.
If you only believe in taking a shower, dressing decent and brushing your teeth on the day you apply for this job, do not apply.
If most of your work experience is making license plates we are not authorized to make or sell them.
If you always seem so much smarter than the people you work for, start your own business.
This is a copy of a 'Help Wanted' ad from the Money Saver in Eugene, Oregon on December 11, 2005
Credit-
Ed Kuvlesky
Best Choice Window Cleaning
Vero Beach, FL
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