Hosting a party in his back yard, a millionaire announces to the crowd that he will give anything he owns to the person who swims the length of his pool. There is just one catch: The pool is filled with sharks.
SPLASH!!!! Into the pool goes a man, swimming furiously. Fins are breaking the waterline and jaws are snapping. Just when it looks like he's fish food, the guy climbs out.
"I'm a man of my word," says the millionaire, "and you are the bravest man I've ever met. So what can I give you?"
Glaring into the crowd, the swimmer says, "Lets start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!"
Hosting a party in his back yard, a millionaire announces to the crowd that he will give anything he owns to the person who swims the length of his pool. There is just one catch: The pool is filled with sharks.
SPLASH!!!! Into the pool goes a man, swimming furiously. Fins are breaking the waterline and jaws are snapping. Just when it looks like he's fish food, the guy climbs out.
"I'm a man of my word," says the millionaire, "and you are the bravest man I've ever met. So what can I give you?"
Glaring into the crowd, the swimmer says, "Lets start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!"
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