One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 The Hunting Trip.... A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood Curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be Quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered: "Look, I was quiet when the Snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, "Should we eat them Here or take them with us?" ............. Well, I guess I just Panicked................" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 That's pretty funny Allan..:cool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 JFife 14 Report post Posted April 10, 2006 Q: What do you call a teenage rabbit???? A: A Pubic Hare. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hunting Trip....
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood Curdling scream and ran back to his son.
"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be Quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered:
"Look, I was quiet when the Snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, "Should we eat them
Here or take them with us?" .............
Well, I guess I just Panicked................"
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