An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would find a way to inform the other of the afterlife, their biggest fear being that there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
word, a few weeks later as his wife sat watching TV, she heard a ghostly voice calling, "Maude ... Maude ... "
"Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room, and
The voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, John?" Maude asked, and John said, "Well, I get up in the Morning and I have ***. Then I have a little breakfast, and after that more ***. I bathe in the sun for a while and then I have *** twice. I have lunch, Then I have *** off and on all afternoon. After dinner, I have *** until Late at night .... And the next day it starts all over again."
"Well John," Maude said, "I guess you must be in heaven!"
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would find a way to inform the other of the afterlife, their biggest fear being that there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
word, a few weeks later as his wife sat watching TV, she heard a ghostly voice calling, "Maude ... Maude ... "
"Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room, and
The voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, John?" Maude asked, and John said, "Well, I get up in the Morning and I have ***. Then I have a little breakfast, and after that more ***. I bathe in the sun for a while and then I have *** twice. I have lunch, Then I have *** off and on all afternoon. After dinner, I have *** until Late at night .... And the next day it starts all over again."
"Well John," Maude said, "I guess you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," John said ..
"I'm a rabbit somewhere in Idaho."
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