A Story of the birds...

[One Tough Pressure 580]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father,

I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only

know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest

inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to

have some fun?"

That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for

a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to

your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have

taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots

over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank

and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and

worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that

phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be

the solution." The next day, she brought her female

parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she

saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,

holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked

over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in

unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked

over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the

beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"