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With all of the new babies coming on board, and those of us with the aggravating older ones, I thought this email I received today might be a nice look from a different view :) Enjoy!

Well rats, the photo wouldn't show up.......but the message is still good!

The Price of Children

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice.

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:

* $8,896.66 a year,

* $741.38 a month, or

* $171.08 a week.

* That's a mere $24.24 a day!

* Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich."

Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140?

* Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

* Glimpses of God every day.

* Giggles under the covers every night.

* More love than your heart can hold.

* Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

* Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

* A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.

* A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites.

* Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

* finger-paint,

* carve pumpkins,

* play hide-and-seek,

* catch lightning bugs, and

* never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to:

* keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,

* watching Saturday morning cartoons,

* going to Disney movies, and

* wishing on stars.

* You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay on Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

* retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,

* taking the training wheels off a bike,

* removing a splinter,

* filling a wading pool,

* coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

* first step,

* first word,

* first bra,

* first date, and

* first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, So . . one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!!

Love and enjoy your children and grandchildren!

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It truly warms my heart to see so many people on this board expanding/starting their families. I can only speak for myself, but the love I have for my son is different and deeper than I ever imagined. He's a teen now, but even through all the aggravation he causes, I still can't imagine how empty my life would have been without him. I love my wife more than the day we married (19 years ago), but my son taught my about truly unselfish love.

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Carolina pro wash Great post! Children are the best thing God put on this Earth, except for maybe Grandchildren.:lgbounces

Deckguy....O' so true!

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Here is how my morning went...6:53AM first child knocks on the bedroom door, wanting to know if he can go downstairs and watch TV...6:56AM second child knocks on door - she has the same request...7:07AM first fight breaks out over who is going to watch cartoons and who is going to play XBox...7:15AM first child realizes that Mommy bought dougnuts (sees supermarket receipt on kitchen counter) this is a RARE treat...7:16AM second child is sent by the first to ask if they could have doughnuts for breakfast, rejected she goes and explains to the other that they can't...7:20AM fight number 2 starts over TV/Xbox - much crying ensues...7:32AM both children commence ripping kitchen apart looking for doughnuts that they can't eat...7:34AM fight number 3 breaks out over where the doughnuts are (that they can't eat) and who is going to go ask Mommy and Daddy where they are...7:35AM Mommy has had enough and, at the top of her lungs, explains that neither is allowed to have TV, XBox, or doughnuts for the day, but they DO need to clean their rooms because it's Sunday and that's what we do on Sundays...clean rooms...unbelievable crying ensues...7:39AM Daddy gives up the fight for sleep and goes downstairs to enforce the rules...

These are two FANTASTIC kids by any standards, and they STILL drive me crazy on occasion (like today)...but I wouldn't trade them in for the WORLD...kids can be the greatest joy in life...even when they can't have doughnuts...

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McMoo so true, I cannot say how much enjoyment we get out of watching our grandsons as they grow.

I only hope I am around long enough to see them graduate high school and college and perhaps make a great granddad out of me.

That is a long time since they are 6 and 2.

They came to visit us for my birthday and I could not ask for a better gift.

They and family are the only thing I miss about CA.

Family comes first, then business.

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445 am, 7 month old wants to play

530 am, 7 month old falls asleep

630 am, 3 year old crawls into bed and kicks me until

700 am 7 month old is up for bottle

730, 7 month old poops all over me

800 am, 3 year old spills lucky charms on floor

830 am, 3 year old clogs toilet with a whole roll of tp

900 am, 7 month old poops on me agian

915 am, 3 year old throws a tantrum over spongebob not being on

930 am, 7 month old goes down for a hard earned nap

935 am, 3 year old wakes her up becuase she restarts a tantrum

and on and on and on.

But I wouldn't change it for the world. For every dollar, motrin, head ache, back ache, stress attack, change of clothes and on and on I encounter, I love them a bit more.

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Man what a busy month, I haven't had time to get on here much the last while but I'm still hanging in there.

July 21, I settled on my property that we bought.

July 25, we move to new house.

July 27, We had our first born, a lil boy Rylan Jay 6lb. 6oz.

This month we have been crazy busy with washing and then one of my hired man quit, man that made it tough.

But we are still kickin!!!

Love my lil son!!!!!!!!:)

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