MelissaMW 14 Report post Posted November 10, 2003 Investing Good Money The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years,him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc. Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had *** , and this was the result of her investments. By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on
their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first
love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state,
he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years,him thinking it was a cute way
for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her
husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few
minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin
caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on
a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits
and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million
dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she
gestured toward the local bank while handing him
stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars
and informing him that he was the largest
stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30
years she had charged him each time they had *** ,
and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head
against the side of the car. She asked him why the
disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If
I had known what you were doing, I would have given
you all of my business!"
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