Chappy 138 Report post Posted December 13, 2007 Read this through. If your not laughing out loud by the end Ill refund your money. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" w! ill be replaced with "f." This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou". Efter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil! be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Read this through. If your not laughing out loud by the end Ill refund your money.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the
British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become
known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
"c." Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard
"c" will be dropped in favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion,
and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik
enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" w! ill be
replaced with "f." This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the
3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By
the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining ou". Efter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil! be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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