I will be having another encounter with my friend the "pi$sed off raccoon.
I guess one benefit is that this customer is 3rd year repeat business.
2 yrs. running this particular raccoon has stood it's ground, which happens to be right under the deck I maintain for this customer.
The customer knows I fear this raccoon. It was a dead give away last year when he watched me bolt across his yard like a pansy tit.
This raccoon holds her ground too. Stands right up on her hind legs and "puffs up" at me when I am cleaning over the area of her babies.
The customer has 4 dogs on the property that don't even mess with the raccoon anymore.
I am truely hoping she has moved on this year as I don't want to put up with her attitude towards me while she is trying to protect her babies this spring.
Remember..... pansy tit me.
Of course I could blast her with my wand and temporarily fix the situation, but there is the whole " I've done wrong" gig going on in my head.
I don't want to hurt the animal so I am sure I will just run again if she start her sh%t with me again this year.
My customer has tried ( here say) to get the raccoon off of the property
I'm told.
But I have seen her..... she is big and will take on Satan.
..... yes....... this year I will run......... once again........ like a pansy tit.
The things I will put up with for the LTV of a customer.
I guess I should have asked him if the raccoon has been removed this year yet?
But I didn't.
Maybe he looks forward to seeing me run across his yard. Maybe that's why he tips me so far every year.
Maybe he submits video to AFV.
Maybe he likes my work ( hmmmm never thought of that one)
I like repeat business. I call them all once or twice throughout the year to see if they need to schedule.
I will be having another encounter with my friend the "pi$sed off raccoon.
I guess one benefit is that this customer is 3rd year repeat business.
2 yrs. running this particular raccoon has stood it's ground, which happens to be right under the deck I maintain for this customer.
The customer knows I fear this raccoon. It was a dead give away last year when he watched me bolt across his yard like a pansy tit.
This raccoon holds her ground too. Stands right up on her hind legs and "puffs up" at me when I am cleaning over the area of her babies.
The customer has 4 dogs on the property that don't even mess with the raccoon anymore.
I am truely hoping she has moved on this year as I don't want to put up with her attitude towards me while she is trying to protect her babies this spring.
Remember..... pansy tit me.
Of course I could blast her with my wand and temporarily fix the situation, but there is the whole " I've done wrong" gig going on in my head.
I don't want to hurt the animal so I am sure I will just run again if she start her sh%t with me again this year.
My customer has tried ( here say) to get the raccoon off of the property
I'm told.
But I have seen her..... she is big and will take on Satan.
..... yes....... this year I will run......... once again........ like a pansy tit.
The things I will put up with for the LTV of a customer.
I guess I should have asked him if the raccoon has been removed this year yet?
But I didn't.
Maybe he looks forward to seeing me run across his yard. Maybe that's why he tips me so far every year.
Maybe he submits video to AFV.
Maybe he likes my work ( hmmmm never thought of that one)
I like repeat business. I call them all once or twice throughout the year to see if they need to schedule.
...... even the one's with Raccoons.
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