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Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and

corn flakes. A banana was sticking out of his rear end.

Police suspect a Cereal Killer.

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Good thing I live in the country, all the flakes are in the city.......:D

Woman walks in the a drug store

asks the Pharmacist if he has arsenic the Pharmacist says he does.

Woman says she needs to buy a bottle,

Pharmacist as what for she says she wants to kill her husband.

Pharmacist says thats against the law and I cannot be a part of it.

The woman pulls out a picture of her Husband and the Pharmacist wife in bed together.

Pharmacist says.....

I'm sorry Ma'am I didn't realize you had a Prescription.

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Here is one,

Any of you guys here of mexican judo?????

Judo know if I have a knife, judo know if I have a gun, judo know!!!

Matt :p :p :p

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