One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 Verily I say unto ye.......... Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can buy you blood But not life So you see money isn't everything And it often causes pain and suffering I tell you this because I am your friend And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all your money And I will suffer for you! Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, huh?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Russ Johnson 141 Report post Posted November 8, 2006 Hey, it may not buy all that stuff, but it'll rent it for a while... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Verily I say unto ye..........
Money
It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??
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