Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted January 13, 2007 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, b itch." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jarrod 22 Report post Posted January 14, 2007 That was classic! LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 newlook 265 Report post Posted January 14, 2007 That is way too funny!!! :lolsign: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us
on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, b itch."
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