Don M. 14 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Hey Ken, I got your commercial for next years Superbowl. Have Joe Blow telling Tony Soprano giving him a estimate to do his deck. Tony: Are you (bleep) kidding me? Get out of here. As the contractor leaves Paulie Walnuts walks onto the deck. Paulie: Hey T, we just knocked off a whole truckload of this. (Close Up of Restore a Deck jar). Tony: Let me see it. Then goes to a shot of Tony and Paulie at Bada Bing. Tony gets a call. Tony: Yeah Christoper and some strippers back at the house. The deck looks great. Christopher holding a can of restore a deck, looking at while talking to Tony. Christopher: Hey T, you know that thing. I put some "stripper" on your decks, turned out fricking great. Tony: Yeah Christoperher: Fuggitaboutit. It's done Tony to camera: Restore a Deck. So easy I can do it. As you can tell I've got too much time on my hands. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PA Dutchman 14 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Don, wipe that brown stuff off your lips and nose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PressurePros 249 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 LOL ! You're hired. Here is the commercial storyboard I currently have ready for production. Que guy on his deck using one of the "other" cleaners. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.. perfect day for some DIY stuff. He attempts to start spraying his cheap deck cleaner onto his deck when the sprayer clogs.. In typical three stooges fashion, he looks at the end of the end of the wand and gets a faceful of mist. He runs from the deck screaming. ::FADE OUT:: ::FADE IN:: The sun is shining again, the birds are in their glory and the camera angle is still on the deck but pans to a cute little girl stainding at the sliding glass doors lloking for Daddy. Cue the daddy who now has on goggles, a breather mask, PVC gloves up to his elbows and wader boots. Now its the little girls who runs off screaming. ::Fade Out:; Fade In:: Scene 3 is a repeat only this time the father and daughter are using landscape friendly Restore-A-Deck. They are all smiles and verything is right in the world ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Don M. 14 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Gary, ease up. I'm just playing around. I take offense to your comments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 squirtgun 122 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Don, wipe that brown stuff off your lips and nose You forget to take your meds today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PA Dutchman 14 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Ahh, just made the mistake of a "quick reply"....can't do smileys So sorry the $4 generic from wal mart doesn't quite work as well as the $97 name brand... Don, I like the idea...just don't think Ken can afford a super bowl ad...Yes he's very successful but...that kind of money? somebody's getting it in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PA Dutchman 14 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 You forget to take your meds today? actually a couple days....lets hope I don't break any bones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PressurePros 249 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Very successful may be pushing things a stretch. I do okay. PS: If you are an IRS agent or related to one, this is all rhetoric. A joke between friends.. ha ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hey Ken, I got your commercial for next years Superbowl.
Have Joe Blow telling Tony Soprano giving him a estimate to do his deck.
Tony: Are you (bleep) kidding me? Get out of here.
As the contractor leaves Paulie Walnuts walks onto the deck.
Paulie: Hey T, we just knocked off a whole truckload of this. (Close Up of Restore a Deck jar).
Tony: Let me see it.
Then goes to a shot of Tony and Paulie at Bada Bing. Tony gets a call.
Tony: Yeah
Christoper and some strippers back at the house. The deck looks great. Christopher holding a can of restore a deck, looking at while talking to Tony.
Christopher: Hey T, you know that thing. I put some "stripper" on your decks, turned out fricking great.
Tony: Yeah
Christoperher: Fuggitaboutit. It's done
Tony to camera: Restore a Deck. So easy I can do it.
As you can tell I've got too much time on my hands. :)
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