Please join me in remembering a great icon the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. Pallbearers were Pigs in a Blanket.
The grave site was adorned with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a
very smart cookie but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
A little flaky at times, he was a crusty old man, considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please share this with someone else who may be having a crumby day and
kneads a lift.
Hope that made you laugh a bit. God knows we could all use a good laugh now and again.
I know I could anyways.
It's been a while since I had a moment to post anything, hope everyone is doing well working hard and prospering in these trying times. I have had some pretty darn interesting jobs lately and my bones are really feeling it. Stupid old bones!!!!!
Please join me in remembering a great icon the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. Pallbearers were Pigs in a Blanket.
The grave site was adorned with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a
very smart cookie but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
A little flaky at times, he was a crusty old man, considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please share this with someone else who may be having a crumby day and
kneads a lift.
Hope that made you laugh a bit. God knows we could all use a good laugh now and again.
I know I could anyways.
It's been a while since I had a moment to post anything, hope everyone is doing well working hard and prospering in these trying times. I have had some pretty darn interesting jobs lately and my bones are really feeling it. Stupid old bones!!!!!
Keep 'em coming though, I feed on pain.
"PEACE THROUGH SONIC DISTORTION"
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