Vet interviews for government job.

[Jon 533]

The interviewer asks him, are you a veteran? The guy says why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.

Good, says the interviewer that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities? The guy says, in fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my testicles, so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though.

Sorry to hear about your injury, but I have some good news for you; I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we can get right to work.

The guy says, if working hours are 8 to 4 why do you want me to come at 10?

Well, here at the government, we just sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that.

[One Tough Pressure 580]

Oh so true.

[Firedkm 14]

we just sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours.

Sounds like the phone company:eek:

[Jon 533]

Dale you worked for the phone company in a past life?

[Firedkm 14]

I still do work for them. Thats my full-time job where I can take a break from my part-time job power washing.

[CCPC 26]

So true. I can't wait to copy this and send it to my Dad.

[James 625]

that's funny.....