Brad 14 Report post Posted January 6, 2005 EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ------------------ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 :lol: :lol: Funny Brad, And the other one, Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a drive way? Why do they call it daylight savings when it gets dark...earlier? Why are the only things that are certain in life...death and taxes? Rod~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 CCPC 26 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 Great Stuff!! some I've heard, but a lot a haven't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Aplus 525 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 Why is it called unsanitary if a woman cooks carrots and peas in the same pot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 newlook 265 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 Yea and why do we call things that are sent to us by land a "shipment" and call things sent by the sea "cargo"....shouldn't it be the other way around? :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 Very interesting, VERY INTERESTING INDEED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 jason c. 14 Report post Posted September 27, 2005 why do you call it a pair of pants if you only get one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 FullBlast 14 Report post Posted September 28, 2005 Why is it called unsanitary if a woman cooks carrots and peas in the same pot? Very funny!!!!!!!!!!:):):) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 the_GUNN_man 14 Report post Posted September 28, 2005 If I melt dry ice in my swimming pool can I go swimming without getting wet? I once had some powered water but I didn't know what to add. Quotes by Stephen Wright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 JeffW 14 Report post Posted September 28, 2005 When you buy new tires they have 3/4" tread,then they wear out to 1/4" or 1/8". Always wondered where all that tire goes that has been worn off.You would think it would look like snow drifts along the side of the road, yet you do not see ANY residue at all.Oh well, I gotta go to work, I'll leave this question to the experts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jimmy M 14 Report post Posted September 28, 2005 Now you've give the EPA something else to wanna reclaim, that rubber is surely going into storm drain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved
tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?
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