aph111 14 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret which is an endangered specie.. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. "I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never done anything like that before." The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense. "Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question, " the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?" "Well your Honor," the man told him, "Its not as tender as a Spotted Owl but its better than a Bald Eagle!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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0 Mike Sweerin 14 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 I have to say that is pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had
arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret which is
an endangered specie..
The man went before a judge to plead his case.
After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the
judge asked him why he did it.
"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told
the judge, "and I've never done anything like that
before."
The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft
heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he
was only trying to feed his starving family and it
was his first and only offense.
"Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question,
" the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?"
"Well your Honor," the man told him, "Its not as tender
as a Spotted Owl but its better than a Bald Eagle!"
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