Words Women Use

[Jon 533]

Words Women Use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

[Russ Johnson 141]

Ain't it the truth, Jon. Ain't it the truth.

[eads 14]

Right on Dr. Jon! :lgbounces

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

.....fine..... :rolleyes:

Beth

p.s. KIDDING!!! ;)

[Celeste 341]

" Loud sigh"............

Celeste

[Duncan W. 14]

My wife is usally saying "Go ahead" and I do the opposite so then I get the "Thats OK"and I only get a " Thanks" when I give her money :lgmoneyey

[tropical wave 22]

my favorite......"Yea, Whatever"

[Howard 50]

I just get the head shake and the door slam......

[Mike Williamson 198]

God I'm a lucky man...I don't get any of that stuff...Our rare disagreements are typically settled quickly without all the coded word stuff... :)

[Russ Johnson 141]

She says shut up.....you listen.

[Paul B. 523]

I get the last words in all the time...

YES DEAR!