Howard 50 Report post Posted May 29, 2003 A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose > >a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the > >men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. > > > >There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you > >may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you > >cannot go back down, except to exit the building. > >So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the > >first floor the sign on the door says: > > > >Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. > > > >The woman reads the sign. > > > >"Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I > >wonder what's further up?" > > > >So up she goes. > > > >The second floor sign says: > > > >Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are > >extremely good looking. > > > >"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?" > > > >The third floor sign reads: > >Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good > >looking, and help with the housework. > > > >"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's must be more > >further up!" > > > >And, again, she goes up. > > > >On the fourth floor the sign reads: > > > >Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely > >good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic > >streak. > > > >"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further > >on? > > > >So up to the fifth floor she goes. > > > >The sign on that door says: > > > >Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to > >please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted May 29, 2003 Very cute. Wonder what the females here will say??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted May 29, 2003 And the truth comes out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted May 29, 2003 ROFLMAO.......:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can
go to choose
> >a husband from among many men. It is laid out in
five floors, and the
> >men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
> >
> >There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you
> >may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you
> >cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
> >So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband. On the
> >first floor the sign on the door says:
> >
> >Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
> >
> >The woman reads the sign.
> >
> >"Well that's better than not having jobs, or not
loving kids, but I
> >wonder what's further up?"
> >
> >So up she goes.
> >
> >The second floor sign says:
> >
> >Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are
> >extremely good looking.
> >
> >"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder
what's further up?"
> >
> >The third floor sign reads:
> >Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good
> >looking, and help with the housework.
> >
> >"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's
must be more
> >further up!"
> >
> >And, again, she goes up.
> >
> >On the fourth floor the sign reads:
> >
> >Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely
> >good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic
> >streak.
> >
> >"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be
awaiting me further
> >on?
> >
> >So up to the fifth floor she goes.
> >
> >The sign on that door says:
> >
> >Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are
impossible to
> >please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
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