I AM ALAN THE PRESSURE CLEANER OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ONE OF THE PALACE ACCOUNTANTS OF PRESIDENT SADDAM THE MADMAN HUSSEIN IN BAGHDAD, WHEN I'M NOT WORKING MY SECOND JOB CLEANING CONCRETE.
SINCE THE WAR I'VE HAD TO WORK TWO JOBS, SUCH IS LIFE.
IT'S GOTTEN SO TIGHT MY WIFE HAS DOWN GRADED FROM A 30 FT MERCEDES BENZ LIMO TO A 20 FT U.S. IMPORT HUMMER.
BOY THE GAS MILAGE IS KILLING ME!
AND MY KIDS! FORGET ABOUT IT! I'VE HAD TO LAY OFF 4 OUT OF MY 20 HOUSE KEEPERS, CLEANERS, AND CHILD CARE PERSONAL, IN ONE OF MY 20 MANSIONS.
YES TIMES ARE TOUGH BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
BUT I DIGRESS.....
I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF US $94,185,000.00 AND 2 CENTS IN CASH ACCOUNT THAT I MADE CLEANING CONCRETE FOR ALL THE RICH PEOPLE OF MY COUNTRY, ACTUALLY CLOSER TO TWO CENTS.
JUST KIDDING!
IT WAS ALL STORED IN WELL GUARDED BATH ROOM IN THE PALACE WHEN THE AMERICAN MARINES TOOK OVER BAGHDAD. I AND MY BROTHER ZIPZAPZAFAR IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FUNDS OUT OF IRAQ, SMUGGLED IN A LUNCH BAG FOR SAFE KEEPING IN A TRUST BANK IN EUROPE,
WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER ZIPZAP, THE FUNDS WERE DULY DEPOSITED WITH THE BANK IN EUROPE SUCESSFULLY. I AM NOW ON A SELF EXILE WITH MY FAMILY IN IRELAND, WHERE I HOPE TO START ANOTHER CONCRETE CLEANING BUSINESS THERE FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD ME.
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL KNOW I'M NOT FROM IRELAND?
THANKS TO A CONTACT IN EUROPE I LOVE DRIVING UP TO THE JOBS IN MY NEW 50 FT CLEANING VAN, LOADED WITH THE LATEST PRESSURE CLEANING EQUIPMENT CONSISTING OF TO NAME A FEW A FURY SYSTEM, ALL AMERICAN, OTP MACHINE, RECOIL 10 ( NEWEST MODEL WITH 100GPM 100K PSI), AND MY FIRST CLEANING MACHINE MY THUMBJET 3001.
I HOPE I DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!
BUT I DIGRESS.....
MY PRIMARY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK FOR YOUR URGENT HELP TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THE FUNDS FROM THE BANK FOR INVESTMENT IN A VERY GOOD RELIABLE PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY. A LOT OF IRAQIS HAD LOOTED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND RAN OUT OF IRAQ INCLUDING TOP OFFICIALS OF EMBATTLED PRESIDENT SADDAM THE MADMAN, MANY OF US SUCCEDED WHILE MANY DIED IN THE PROCESS BY A STRANGE DISEASE CALLED KAWASAKI, I THANK ALLAH BABBAH AND THE FORTY THIEVES THAT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO HAVE AN INVESTMENT BASE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEREBY AS SOON AS YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF THE FUNDS AND LODGE IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, I HAVE ARRANGED TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND 80% FOR ME, AND A FREE BOTTLE OF MIRACLE CLEANER, WITH YOUR BUSINESS NAME ON IT!
I WILL LIKE YOU TO COMMUNICATE TO ME THROUGH MY EMAIL OR THIS FORUM UPON YOUR RESPONSE I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH MY PHONE NUMBER WERE YOU SHALL REACH ME WITHIN 24 HOURS OF THE DAY. PLEASE YOU ARE TO KEEP THIS WITHIN YOU, AS THIS IS A CONFIDENTIAL RISK FREE DEAL THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES DEPENDING ON YOUR SMOOTH CO-OPERATION.
DON'T TELL THE OTHER PRESSURE CLEANERS BECAUSE THEY MIGHT OFFER YOU LESS OF A PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY.
IF I DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY I MIGHT BE OUT CLEANING SOME CONCRETE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AND PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT EVER SUPPORT SADDAM'S GOVERNMENT BUT I HAD NO CHOICE SO I HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM AND NOW THAT I AM OUT BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH BABBAH WE SHALL BE SUCCESSFUL.
MAY ALLAH BABBAH AND HIS FORTY THIEVES BE PRAISED.
GREETINGS TO MY FELLOW PRESSURE CLEANERS.
I AM ALAN THE PRESSURE CLEANER OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ONE OF THE PALACE ACCOUNTANTS OF PRESIDENT SADDAM THE MADMAN HUSSEIN IN BAGHDAD, WHEN I'M NOT WORKING MY SECOND JOB CLEANING CONCRETE.
SINCE THE WAR I'VE HAD TO WORK TWO JOBS, SUCH IS LIFE.
IT'S GOTTEN SO TIGHT MY WIFE HAS DOWN GRADED FROM A 30 FT MERCEDES BENZ LIMO TO A 20 FT U.S. IMPORT HUMMER.
BOY THE GAS MILAGE IS KILLING ME!
AND MY KIDS! FORGET ABOUT IT! I'VE HAD TO LAY OFF 4 OUT OF MY 20 HOUSE KEEPERS, CLEANERS, AND CHILD CARE PERSONAL, IN ONE OF MY 20 MANSIONS.
YES TIMES ARE TOUGH BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
BUT I DIGRESS.....
I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF US $94,185,000.00 AND 2 CENTS IN CASH ACCOUNT THAT I MADE CLEANING CONCRETE FOR ALL THE RICH PEOPLE OF MY COUNTRY, ACTUALLY CLOSER TO TWO CENTS.
JUST KIDDING!
IT WAS ALL STORED IN WELL GUARDED BATH ROOM IN THE PALACE WHEN THE AMERICAN MARINES TOOK OVER BAGHDAD. I AND MY BROTHER ZIPZAPZAFAR IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FUNDS OUT OF IRAQ, SMUGGLED IN A LUNCH BAG FOR SAFE KEEPING IN A TRUST BANK IN EUROPE,
WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER ZIPZAP, THE FUNDS WERE DULY DEPOSITED WITH THE BANK IN EUROPE SUCESSFULLY. I AM NOW ON A SELF EXILE WITH MY FAMILY IN IRELAND, WHERE I HOPE TO START ANOTHER CONCRETE CLEANING BUSINESS THERE FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD ME.
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL KNOW I'M NOT FROM IRELAND?
THANKS TO A CONTACT IN EUROPE I LOVE DRIVING UP TO THE JOBS IN MY NEW 50 FT CLEANING VAN, LOADED WITH THE LATEST PRESSURE CLEANING EQUIPMENT CONSISTING OF TO NAME A FEW A FURY SYSTEM, ALL AMERICAN, OTP MACHINE, RECOIL 10 ( NEWEST MODEL WITH 100GPM 100K PSI), AND MY FIRST CLEANING MACHINE MY THUMBJET 3001.
I HOPE I DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!
BUT I DIGRESS.....
MY PRIMARY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK FOR YOUR URGENT HELP TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THE FUNDS FROM THE BANK FOR INVESTMENT IN A VERY GOOD RELIABLE PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY. A LOT OF IRAQIS HAD LOOTED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND RAN OUT OF IRAQ INCLUDING TOP OFFICIALS OF EMBATTLED PRESIDENT SADDAM THE MADMAN, MANY OF US SUCCEDED WHILE MANY DIED IN THE PROCESS BY A STRANGE DISEASE CALLED KAWASAKI, I THANK ALLAH BABBAH AND THE FORTY THIEVES THAT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO HAVE AN INVESTMENT BASE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEREBY AS SOON AS YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF THE FUNDS AND LODGE IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, I HAVE ARRANGED TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND 80% FOR ME, AND A FREE BOTTLE OF MIRACLE CLEANER, WITH YOUR BUSINESS NAME ON IT!
I WILL LIKE YOU TO COMMUNICATE TO ME THROUGH MY EMAIL OR THIS FORUM UPON YOUR RESPONSE I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH MY PHONE NUMBER WERE YOU SHALL REACH ME WITHIN 24 HOURS OF THE DAY. PLEASE YOU ARE TO KEEP THIS WITHIN YOU, AS THIS IS A CONFIDENTIAL RISK FREE DEAL THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES DEPENDING ON YOUR SMOOTH CO-OPERATION.
DON'T TELL THE OTHER PRESSURE CLEANERS BECAUSE THEY MIGHT OFFER YOU LESS OF A PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY.
IF I DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY I MIGHT BE OUT CLEANING SOME CONCRETE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AND PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT EVER SUPPORT SADDAM'S GOVERNMENT BUT I HAD NO CHOICE SO I HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM AND NOW THAT I AM OUT BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH BABBAH WE SHALL BE SUCCESSFUL.
MAY ALLAH BABBAH AND HIS FORTY THIEVES BE PRAISED.
BEST REGARDS
ALAN THE PRESSURE CLEANER.
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