Jon 533 Report post Posted May 27, 2007 The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wi fe said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than us (women)!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted May 27, 2007 Well, hi there stranger! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted May 27, 2007 Jon, You have too dang much time on your hands to be spending it all coming up with these funny little tales. How ya been? Rod!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted May 29, 2007 Stranger nothing Alan, you know how to pick up a phone or send an Email or if you want take a 2 hour drive when I am in town, steaks are always on me. Problem is timing, I arrive again this Sunday, leave Tuesday, dinner with family Sunday evening, box an load books all day Monday into truck and trailer, sleep soundly that evening and head back to ABQ Tuedsay. So if you want to drive out to Covina Monday I'll stuff your belly! Beth I do not have to much time on my hands ,I need more hands so I can list more books faster. Or I could hire myself out as an instructor, hmm think Scott needs to learn anything? Oh wait he was my teacher, almost forgot:) Life is good, weather is getting a bit to warm in the 80s but what can I say. Jon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he
died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there - dressed
in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wi fe said, "Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it
in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled
it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that
money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
they are smarter than us (women)!!!
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