rocco 14 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 This just cracked me up! Go ahead type my name in "dan" and see my ideal job! Its pretty dang funny! idealjob.xls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 WOOOO HOOOO PORNSTAR!!:lgjump: :dance: :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PressurePros 248 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 I'm guessing the XLS attachment is a virus since its true filename is 1569, a known macro that infects .exe files. I'm not positive but this link should probably be deleted to be safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 I scanned it with Norton and came up clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 Pressure, I checked the code in the file....nothing bad. There is nothing written in VB on it, just all encoded in the spreadsheet itself. Notice how rows 14 through 166 are hidden? All of the data is contained in there. You can't unhide them because whomoever wrote it put in a password, but you can copy and paste everything into a new sheet and unhide those rows to see what's going on. Pretty cool idea. Spoiler.................................................................. Man behind the curtain... Ok, looking at the code, basically it has a number assigned to each letter: a=1 b=2 ...... z = 26 It ignores the first letter of your name, so if you put in "seymore" and "zeymore" you get the same answer. It then adds the value associated with each letter in your name up and adds the number 33 to it. There are 100 possible job titles, and the sum of the letters in your name and 33 will match up with one of the 100 job titles. For longer names that go over 100, it subtracts 100 and returns the new value. Same for it being over 200, 300, and 400. If the letters in your name go over 500 then you are destined to be jobless with the job title #N/A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted February 20, 2005 All that happens after I type in Dan is God shows up then it shuts down, reason is it is trying to put spyware in my computer and Ad-Aware catches it and shuts down so it cannot install. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 This file has been reviewed by board administration and found to be clean and just have some Vb Macros. Enjoy the file and stop worrying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PATZPW 14 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 looks like me and Seymore are the "STARS" of this show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Woooo Hoooo again...:banana: :dancing: You can call me DIRK DIGGLER :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 rocco 14 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 yeah i dont know about any kind of virrus and it was sent to my wife from a friend from church! she hesitated in letting me see it after she saw what my name came up with! I guess if you are not sure then dont do it I just thought it was funny and had to share it! I got it a week ago and well nothing has happened to my PC. My PC scans everything I get as my Brother works on computers for a living and he set mine up! As for the code and all you are talking about its all over my head! enjoy the reading! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 CCPC 26 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Woooo Hoooo again...:banana: :dancing: You can call me DIRK DIGGLER :D Yeah, but are you a big, bright, shining, shooting star?:banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 seymore 90 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Yeah, but are you a big, bright, shining, shooting star?:banana: Of course I am just ask Roller girl ...:lgbounces Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
This just cracked me up! Go ahead type my name in "dan" and see my ideal job! Its pretty dang funny!
idealjob.xls
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