The Rob 14 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 MISSING CLINTON Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes. GOD BLESS I thought this had a ring of truth to it. Robert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Celeste 341 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 That's hilarious! LOL Celeste Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Brian Keating 14 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The funny thing is if he could have run for president again he probably would have won. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 R L S 14 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 Thats funny !!! and thank god he counldnt run again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 tropical wave 22 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 Thats funny !!! and thank god he counldnt run again. I'll second that !!!! He was the biggest practical joke on the American public since the Ford Pinto.......and during those 8 years, I couldn't find anybody that would admit to voting for him....hmmmm, yet he would probably win again if he could run, well actually he will run again, except it will be Hillary running.. (another piece of work)............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted March 15, 2005 If he was the biggest practical joke what will he be when Hillary wins and he is First Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 tropical wave 22 Report post Posted March 15, 2005 If he was the biggest practical joke what will he be when Hillary wins and he is First Man. Hillary WILL NOT WIN !!!!!!!! (fingers crossed, praying, hopeing,wishing etc etc) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 R L S 14 Report post Posted March 15, 2005 My vote sure as hell wont go to her I am ANTI-HILLARY. Richard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Aplus 525 Report post Posted March 16, 2005 I don't know if anybody listens to Rush Limbaugh, but about a year ago, he made a statement that the Democrats would nominate someone to go against Bush that would not win. Then, in 08', Hillary will get her shot, and won't be facing an incumbant. Depending on who the Repubs back, it could be interesting. If it happens, remember that you read it hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 RyanH 14 Report post Posted March 16, 2005 I heard the same thing. I would have given my vote for Rice but she says she's not running. I think I'm going to throw my vote towards the libs (libertarians) again. The republicans still aren't making too much progress as far as I'm concerned when it comes to the tax situation and the dems, well, just damn. But given only a choice between R and D, R. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted March 16, 2005 RICE, Ryan tell us your kidding please and Hellary is dangerous yet I hate to say it if the demo's put her up she just might win and then we are all in deep trouble. Who ever allowed them to leave Arkansas to start with? Just remember there are others just as bad but not worst and the way Bush is doing things the Reps may not win the next election. Ask this of yourself, can you honestly say there is one honest politician, local, state or fed? I love saying "show me an honest politician and I will show you his or her grave". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 tropical wave 22 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 both bill and hillary should be in prison, let alone running for or holding ANY office in this nation.....the crap they both pulled, its amazing how anybody that has been alive and paying attention over the past 15 years could even consider electing her into office.....then again, it seems, at times most americans are in a walking coma anyway.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 The Hydro Blaster 14 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 The republicans better start looking for someone strong to run against her. She has the potential to win...God forbid! I also hope the republicans start acting like the conservitives that the lib's say they are. Michael, you are so right, alot of americans are in an MTV, American Idol, The Simple Life, etc. induced coma. It's really sad when Leno or Letterman go to the streets and ask people who are the leaders in our government and they just stare blankly, but ask them what the people on fear factor had to eat and they're all over it. Go figure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PATZPW 14 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 I'm Glad We Won't Have Anymore Bushs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Celeste 341 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 But what about JEB??????? (LOL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 tropical wave 22 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 I'm Glad We Won't Have Anymore Bushs I'd rather see a rose bush, a burning bush or even a 12 oz can of Busch sitting in the Oval Office than ANY Clinton !!! ever again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 R L S 14 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 I'll second that one Michael, I'll even have to use it some day in a conversation. Richard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 So what do all of you plan to do when shirllharly wins? face it she has been pulling in millions to run already. I agree both should be locked up forever but that stinkin cigar got passed around and everyone says let him be free. Do they even live together anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 R L S 14 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I am confident she will not win. She will not have my vote nor do I know of anyone who wants her. All one can do is pray, vote and help spread the word. Richard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PATZPW 14 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 i don't think i said i liked Clinton, I just think Bush is an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Applied Pressure Cleaning 14 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 to each is their own. I do know that billery will run for next term, and will not get as close as skerry did, or atleast we better pray. If we do get her as a president, it will be hard to pass a bill thru congress due to the over amount republicans in seats. If she does win i will be working under the table until i get welfare, and thats a promise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted March 20, 2005 I am with you guys and gals, do not want her to win anything other then being the person who cleans toilets. That is if she knows how! Now the sad thing is she just might win and worst is the unknown, who would be her running mate? Heaven help us if she truly does win too as life will no longer be easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 CCPC 26 Report post Posted March 21, 2005 Go Hillary!!!! She's got my vote, All the way. :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Jon 533 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Shall have your goat too! I suggest you learn how to protect it ASAP. Oh watch out for First Man, he might burn y'all when he flicks that stoogie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 PATZPW 14 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 She's my state Senator and believe it or not she actually has a good record here in NY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 CCPC 26 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 For the record, I can't stand the Hildabeast. I just wanted to see if I could stir somthing up. :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MISSING CLINTON Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a
black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
closest thing we ever got to having a black man as
President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women. Even
now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every
month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be
stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton
Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in
production in Canada this year. When asked what he thought about foreign
affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians
nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of
America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry,
Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes. GOD BLESS
I thought this had a ring of truth to it.
Robert
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