One Tough Pressure 580 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. " Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Beth n Rod 1,279 Report post Posted October 3, 2006 You gotta know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em. Rod!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Richard 17 Report post Posted October 4, 2006 I love objections. But in this case.... I think I'd rather eat my words. Someone please pass the ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A little old lady answered a knock on the
door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner.
" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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