What do you do when nature call's?

[Under Pressure AZ 14]

So you just had a 1/2 pound burrito that just isn't sitting well and you're half way into a job, what would/do you do if it was a one man job/biz? Pack up and go to McD's or something? ASk to use customers restroom? If you are on a construction site, it's not so bad.

Just curious as a newbie starting up, cause I know it will come up and I am sure it has for most.

D

[RPetry 564]

Look for the nearest heavy foliage.

[Deck Guy 14]

I think you learned a good lesson as a newbie! Also, you might want to skip the bran muffins and pot of coffee at breakfast before a job!

I go light on the lunches when I'm working anyway. Big burgers (or burritos) make me want to take a nap. Try an energy bar, a piece of fruit, or those crazy artificially orange colored crackers that have cheese or PB in them for lunch, then pig out at night.

[PLD 14]

Leave the tools and run!

Funny story. I was cleaning gutters out in the boonies when unplesantries set upon me suddenly. I dashed to my truck and flew down endless miles of road (no TP). Just when it seemed like I would never make it, I spotted a port-let in the middle of front lawn at a McMansion under construction. I got everyone's attention as I took the corner screeching on two wheels. They were all still trying to figure out what the heck was going on when I raced up the drive, threw it into park, and jumped out quickly. I dashed across about 75 yards of new sod and ducked into the safety of the porto-let. Seconds later I heard wild laughter from all over that work site. They were still laughing and making wise cracks when I went back to my truck.

From that day forward, I keep a roll in my truck at all times. It has saved me more than once.

[Under Pressure AZ 14]

LMAO that is too funny.

[Don Phelps 85]

Here ya go!

bumper dumper

[itswillist 14]

Normally I close my eyes and click my heels together, and say "Not Now" 3 times in a row.. that normally works, if not I'm screwed ...

[Jeff 232]

Is this your 1st post?

[Under Pressure AZ 14]

nope, was 4th...

http://www.thegrimescene.com/forums/search.php?do=finduser&u=2806

[MMI Enterprises 289]

What do you do when nature call's?

Ask the bush from last night.

[James 625]

I like the Plug"s from " Cork it >. com " or the 5 gallon bucket wih a shower curtain. Get up an hour early to have a cup of coffee! Deep thoughts before you leave for work! Timing is everything !The rhythmic pattern of the bowel ....movement..

[HotShot 34]

Leave the tools and run!

Funny story. I was cleaning gutters out in the boonies when unplesantries set upon me suddenly. I dashed to my truck and flew down endless miles of road (no TP). Just when it seemed like I would never make it, I spotted a port-let in the middle of front lawn at a McMansion under construction. I got everyone's attention as I took the corner screeching on two wheels. They were all still trying to figure out what the heck was going on when I raced up the drive, threw it into park, and jumped out quickly. I dashed across about 75 yards of new sod and ducked into the safety of the porto-let. Seconds later I heard wild laughter from all over that work site. They were still laughing and making wise cracks when I went back to my truck.

From that day forward, I keep a roll in my truck at all times. It has saved me more than once.

if only one of them had a camera phone :D hahahahahah

ALWAYS CARRY TP....ALWAYS.

[One Tough Pressure 580]

You will learn to modify the diet and eating times or you will have problems.

[Neil_Asheville 114]

Another advantage of an enclosed rig.

The WIDE MOUTH gatorade bottle gets plenty of use. As for #2, a 5'er works just fine. Assume the position slightly forward of where you 'think' you should be. I was surprised how far back everything happens:lgbugeyes. Clean the 5'er by mixing a housewash batch and xjetting your next customer. This is one of my most popular upsell items.

/neil

[Deck Guy 14]

Clean the 5'er by mixing a housewash batch and xjetting your next customer. This is one of my most popular upsell items.

/neil

Sounds like a pretty crappy way to make money!

[Coastal Painter 14]

Yeppers I almost always have my 6x12 cargo trailer on the job.. When last nights cheap beer, and greasy burgers take effect, hahha I just head to the the trailer and close the doors and get my ole' trusty 5'er out and YES ALWAYS keep some good paper towels or TP on board.. 10# boxes of rags are way to expensive.. ..PS dont forget to open the vent in ceiling of trailer

Mark

[schrec 64]

i sit on the crapper every morning for a good 15-20 minutes so I dont have these problems. but if I get prairie doggin I use the customers bathroom or haul ass to McDs

[Coastal Painter 14]

HAHHAHA thank goodness for fast food places huh??

AND everyone remember this important fact:::::

IF THAT FART YA LET RIP, HAD A LUMP IN IT.. YA IN BIG TROUBLE....LOL

Mark

[Thad 135]

Another advantage of an enclosed rig.

The WIDE MOUTH gatorade bottle gets plenty of use. As for #2, a 5'er works just fine. Assume the position slightly forward of where you 'think' you should be. I was surprised how far back everything happens:lgbugeyes. Clean the 5'er by mixing a housewash batch and xjetting your next customer. This is one of my most popular upsell items.

/neil

Asheneil, Judy made the exact same expression as the emoticon in you post when I read this to her.

:lgsideway