It has come to my attention that your company isn't certified for roof cleaning. I'm hoping I might be able to convince you to join one of our accredited members.
Myself and my fellow Nobel award winning scientists have performed an in depth and comprehensive study into roof cleaning.
Many of the results of our study were perplexing. In fact, we repeated the tests several times to verify the results. Upon completion, we published our findings in several peer reviewed journals and allowed further study before releasing the findings. Lastly, we submitted our findings to the Bureau of Weights and Measures and the US Department of Standards and Compliance.
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We have shared this information in the past with a few of your industry leaders and would like to offer this study to you.
Some of the findings you'll discover in the pamphlet
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Logo's increase the quality of the roof cleaning.
The more words you type, the the better you are at cleaning roofs.
Typing has produced several "expert" roof cleaners.
Believing they are a member of an "elite" Org makes people smarter
Acronyms in the Org name doubles's the quality of a roof cleaner.
Feeling "certified" makes you feel smart.
More!
Myself and my fellow scientists have formed a certification clearinghouse to accredit the certifications. The Western Institute of Technology (TWIT) accreditation allows fellow TWIT members to share their unique knowledge with other members. There are currently two TWIT organizations but we are working with another to bring them up to TWIT standards.
Not everyone can be a TWIT, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication.
For just $150, you can begin your journey to becoming a TWIT. You'll receive our 10 page study, a TWIT sticker, a forum account to type in, and a title. For an additional $49.99, we'll make you an accredited TWIT instructor.
This email was forwarded to me from a friend. Who's sending them out
John,
Check this out.* Someone sent it to us last night.
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Subject:
From: "Albert Einstein" <Einstein.albert@scientist.com>
Date: Thu, February 21, 2013 10:59 am
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Roof Cleaner
It has come to my attention that your company isn't certified for roof cleaning. I'm hoping I might be able to convince you to join one of our accredited members.
Myself and my fellow Nobel award winning scientists have performed an in depth and comprehensive study into roof cleaning.
Many of the results of our study were perplexing. In fact, we repeated the tests several times to verify the results. Upon completion, we published our findings in several peer reviewed journals and allowed further study before releasing the findings. Lastly, we submitted our findings to the Bureau of Weights and Measures and the US Department of Standards and Compliance.
*
We have shared this information in the past with a few of your industry leaders and would like to offer this study to you.
Some of the findings you'll discover in the pamphlet
*
Logo's increase the quality of the roof cleaning.
The more words you type, the the better you are at cleaning roofs.
Typing has produced several "expert" roof cleaners.
Believing they are a member of an "elite" Org makes people smarter
Acronyms in the Org name doubles's the quality of a roof cleaner.
Feeling "certified" makes you feel smart.
More!
Myself and my fellow scientists have formed a certification clearinghouse to accredit the certifications. The Western Institute of Technology (TWIT) accreditation allows fellow TWIT members to share their unique knowledge with other members. There are currently two TWIT organizations but we are working with another to bring them up to TWIT standards.
Not everyone can be a TWIT, it takes a lot of hard work and dedication.
For just $150, you can begin your journey to becoming a TWIT. You'll receive our 10 page study, a TWIT sticker, a forum account to type in, and a title. For an additional $49.99, we'll make you an accredited TWIT instructor.
Please visit our website www.twits.scientists.com.
We accept PayPal and all major credit cards.
Thank you
Albert Einstein*
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