Top Ten things learned from the media after Hurricane Katrina
1-Responsible people don't make interesting news stories.
2-The hurricane only hit poor families' properties.
3-New Orleans was devastated. Thankfully no other area in the Gulf was affected by the hurricane.
4-Mississippi was reported to have a tree blown down.
5-New Orleans has no white people.
6-When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
7-The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans. Now the city is gang free. The bad news is your city just got 3000 more unskilled people to collect welfare and start local gang chapters.
8-If you want to make the news, don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead ***** because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
9-In some strange phenomenon, only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts .
10-Ignore warnings to evacuate and the responsible folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.
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Top Ten things learned from the media after Hurricane Katrina
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