Hilarious Shane!
Though have to admit, we'll use them on previously acrylic stained verticals when the customer balks at the cost of stripping, and just wants the wood to "look nice".
Beth,
Check your link above. I'm running Fedora Linux w/Firefox and your embedded link takes me back to this page on TGS.
Try: http://www.cleanertimes.com/books/bb2015
ShoutBox link works.