20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[One Tough Pressure 580]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And

Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "in Box"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "for Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "in Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation!

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order Diet Water With A Serious Face Whenever You Go Out To Eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "to Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area

And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The Atm, Scream "i Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,

Yelling "run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. .

"due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Share This Message With At Least 5 Friends. . ..

It's Called Therapy!

[jgoral76 14]

Nice very nice.........

[Adrian 155]

10. Order Diet Water With A Serious Face Whenever You Go Out To Eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "to Go."

LMAO those 2 should work well.

Those are great

I have fooled drivers into believing they are going out to pick up a 55 gallon drum of SAILboat fuel.

[Paul Kassander 26]

Wow, my sides hurt!!

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

I wanna try #1 !!!

Rod!~

[Craig 111]

that's pretty funny

[squirtgun 122]

Here is one for the guys to try.

Walk into the OB/GYN office and wait for them to ask you if they can help you.Smile and tell then you are there for your yearly check-up.I promise the look is priceless.