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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message

does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this

a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG! (wonders if illegal aliens get government funded funerals)

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..Click..Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Once again, Scott hits the bullseye!

How did the tournament and pageant go for your daughter last weekend?

She didn't place in the pageant,but had a good time.

Her team will be in the state fastpitch softball play-offs this weekend.Currently in 4th in their region after last weekend.

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funny...this is a picture from my webcam of the shirt I'm wearing today and the hat I'm wearing today....

This is a dangerous task in the great state of California :D but I do it anyway..

by the way...Larry, you should wanna shoot yourself because your a Packers Fan, not because you fall in line with some redneck repubs...hahahh. I don't have much room to talk, my Redskins are doing lowsy too...

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Because I'm a conservitave Republican, I would only shoot him once in the head to be efficiant and not wasteful. I would also make sure that the bullet was purchased with cash and not bought with bullet stamps. I would also make sure that any terrorist loving spineless moron that protested what I did was deported like the trator that he is!

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by the way...Larry, you should wanna shoot yourself because your a Packers Fan, not because you fall in line with some redneck repubs...hahahh. I don't have much room to talk, my Redskins are doing lowsy too...

I'm a Card's fan too though, so I'll concentrate on that for now!

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