if you......you might be a pressure washer

[HotShot 34]

Thought this thread might be fun....I simply can't walk into a restaurant without looking at their sidewalks and of course I gotta go to the bathroom by way of the kitchen to see thier hoods.

if you can't walk into a restaurant without calculating exactly how long, what chemicals and how much it would be to clean their entry way....you might be a pressure washer.

[Celeste 341]

If you clean your dirty tennies with a turbo nozzle, you might be...

[Doug T 19]

If your kids can spot your customers trucks on the highway you might be

[EnviroClean 15]

If you carry a digital camera with you and takes shots of dirty stuff and potential customers everywhere you go..or if you look on the back of every cleaning product you can put your hands on to see the ingredients....you might be a newbie pressure washer dude.

[PLD 14]

* If your two year old asks you "did you pressure washer that house?" at nearly EVERY house you pass.

* If your wife runs out of Clorox, and you fill the empty jug with 2qts water and 2qts 12%

* If you have *many* pairs of underwear with bleach spots.

* If you have ever used your rig to water the landscape because it's faster and easier.

* If you have ever thrown out a pair of your teenagers $75 bleached and holy jeans because you thought they were old, shot work pants.

[James 625]

rake leaves- Black jeans look cool- teenagers always ask about my jeans.

[RPetry 564]

If you dress up like this for Halloween, you may be a p'washer...

[FullBlast 14]

If you call any washer under 4 gpm a "pump up sprayer" you might just be...

[HotShot 34]

If you ask a fireman, as he's putting out a fire, how many gpm's and the psi that baby's putting out.....you just might be

[jde927 14]

if you pour a concrete pad and let the tools lay around with dried concrete on them so you can use the Power washerto clean them !

[mas3372 14]

if its 935 on a friday night and your happy because everything is done and you can finally sit down and see whats new on the forum you might be...

[EnviroClean 15]

If while you are sitting on your throne doing your morning "business" you page through the same 4 or 5 back issues of Cleaner Times Magazine.....you might be a PWer.

[HotShot 34]

if you give the 80 year old guy at Home Depot buying a little pw dirty looks...you just might be

[Mike Williamson 198]

If you are watching something on tv and see a PW rigg out the window of the car and can identify the brand...

What'r you doing watching tv in the car?

[FullBlast 14]

What'r you doing watching tv in the car?

Some people have it good!!!

[HotShot 34]

or maybe it's really slow and their living in their car :)

[jde927 14]

What'r you doing watching tv in the car?

To give you a complete explanation it was 10 am and i was rudely awakin (in my house not my truck!) by the tree people Doing there job (imagine that) so I was flippin through the tv and ELMI date was on or some crap close to it and it showed a Guy and a Gal and they were in "THE OC" and outside of the pasenger side was a Power washer.

ANY Power washers from "THE OC" with a white truck with a utlity bed on it?

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If your vacationing on a cruise ship and can't let go of the fact that the wood on the deck is turning gray and wondering who to contact to get the job...you might be a pw'er.

Rod!~

[Kory 14]

If your trying to figure out how to hook your PW up to your sons toy yard spinklers for a little more fun you might be going to the hospital.....

[HotShot 34]

If your trying to figure out how to hook your PW up to your sons toy yard spinklers for a little more fun you might be going to the hospital.....

Just turn you surface cleaner on its side with some zero tips...that should be a blast to run into. See who can bleed less :)

[StainlessDeal 16]

If you got so busy you didn't get online for over five days, and then sat down and read 998 consecutive new posts on TGS, you might be a PWer (and need marriage counseling, and need to see a shrink about some online version of obsessive/compulsive disorder.)

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If you try to mentally calculate the amount of flatwork and wood in a theme park as you spend the day "relaxing"....you might be a PW'er!

Beth

[R. Williamson 14]

If you have Orings hanging on your tripometer reset button in your truck you may be a pressure cleaner.

[Celeste 341]

If you water your plants and lawn by emptying your tank, you might be a pwer :)

[Thad 135]

If you go to an expensive lobster buffet while on vacation and think, "Man, one of these Orlando guys needs to bid on this sidewalk!", you might be a PWer.

Or at least know a few.

[Jon 533]

If after a year and half into retirement you still look down at the sidewalk and say to the wife, they need to clean thieir sidewalk of gum and dirt you might still be a PWer.

Yes I still do that but Remy gets a laugh out of it now.