if you......you might be a pressure washer

[HotShot 34]

Thought this thread might be fun....I simply can't walk into a restaurant without looking at their sidewalks and of course I gotta go to the bathroom by way of the kitchen to see thier hoods.

if you can't walk into a restaurant without calculating exactly how long, what chemicals and how much it would be to clean their entry way....you might be a pressure washer.

[TNT Pressure Washing 14]

If you think of flying insects and bees as target practice....

Rod!~

Yeah...I can relate to this one...my wife looked at me like I was crazy because I do that. :lgsideway

[FullBlast 14]

If you go to LongWood Gardens and wonder how many gpm. the foutains are putting out

If you think of how to get the job to wash all the concrete there too...Man they need a washer up thee bad!!!!

Did find out then that it put out 10,000 gpm. Man imagine a turbo nozzel on that!!!!

[Celeste 341]

If you share a driveway with your anal neighbor and can clean your side of the concrete, right up to the property line and leave all their dirt on their side, you might be :)

[Mike Williamson 198]

Yep, it works - until it rains!

It never rains in Barstow!

[HotShot 34]

It never rains in Barstow!

see, now that's where your way off...:) we get it at least 3 times a year.

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If you share a driveway with your anal neighbor and can clean your side of the concrete, right up to the property line and leave all their dirt on their side, you might be :)

:lol:

That is funny. I have had to clean in this manner for customers in the past a time or two.

Rod!~

[Beth n Rod 1,279]

If your kids ask for some spare plastic to make a slip-n-slide...

If you know the location of every 7-11 in your county...

If your friends come over to your house to use your equipment and chems to wash their cars...

Rod!~

[Kory 14]

If trying to come up with baby names all you can think of is Landa, Krasher, Honda, General, Cat, Whisper, Hotsy..

[EnviroClean 15]

I you are re-landscaping the yard and you spread and level 2 CU/YDs of top soil with a 15 and 0 degree nozzle...

[PLD 14]

- You have ever put serious thought to using a PW'er for snow making.

- If you use an xjet and bleach as a defoliant.

- You calculate how long it will take you to heat your pool using your skid. Hint: using gross assumptions 27,000 gal = ~ 12 hrs.

- You have ever used a zero tip as a trenching tool for cable or landscape edging.

[R. Williamson 14]

If your kids ask for some spare plastic to make a slip-n-slide...

If you know the location of every 7-11 in your county...

If your friends come over to your house to use your equipment and chems to wash their cars...

Rod!~

Along those lines. If you know every location that sells diesel fuel you might .......

[HotShot 34]

if the term w*t dream means something totally different to you than most people....you might be.

[HotShot 34]

If you've ever taken a pee on somebodies roof in the middle of the night...you just might be (not that I have, :))

[EnviroClean 15]

If you've ever taken a pee on somebodies roof in the middle of the night...you just might be (not that I have, :))

Anthony get out of sun!!! WTF??!?!!?!?

[Adrian 155]

you might be a pw if.......... when you are vacationing at Disney World and staying on the Boardwalk and thinking of submitting a bid on it to the director of facilites. ( it about a half mile long around this beautiful lagoon )

YOU WOULD HAVE TOO!!!!

[Mike Williamson 198]

If you've ever taken a pee on somebodies roof in the middle of the night...you just might be (not that I have, :))

In the middle of the night? Hell, I've done it in the middle of the day (only on the backside if there aren't any houses visible!).

[HotShot 34]

In the middle of the night? Hell, I've done it in the middle of the day (only on the backside if there aren't any houses visible!).

your right, I guess that is more of a hood cleaner type of thing....

[R L S 14]

If you downstream pesticide and fertilizer onto your garden you might be a .........

[James 625]

When I do a test spot for stripping a deck. I have the mom send out the kids for a chemistry lesson. They love this and I alway's get the job. Then I pee on their lawn( it's a territorial thing).

[HotShot 34]

if you pour a little slab of concrete for the sole purpose of testing....you just might be

[FCPWLLC 233]

If you have a key to the local pool supply for access on weekends, you might be a ...........

[Thad 135]

If you have ever scaled fish with a 40 degree tip....

[tabbeus 14]

If your half naked girlfriend is sitting next to you kissing on your neck and you can't quit staring at the screen reading the next post in this thread.

(She made that one up)

[Thad 135]

I think the answer to that one is, 'You might be unheterosexual."

:lgbounces

I mean, The Grime Scene is good, but....

[JBenson 14]

If you analyze dirt, grime, and the types while keeping dwell time and # of applications in mind while taking a shower after a long days work you might be..........